Sunday, January 17, 2010

Inner Workings Of The Stanford Junior Mind Part 11

A Plagiarized Blog

**Note that Stanford Junior is getting a bit lazy and pulled the following from a gchat conversation, but still hilarious.

A Good Hugger

1. Uses both arms, an embrace...no side hugging here
2. Depending on the height difference, knows the most ideal placement of their arms
for example a short girl like myself doesn't want to be hugged around the head or neck so a guy should move the placement according...i.e. the boy somehow hugs from the shoulders and is able to wrap around the sides of my waist (advanced skills needed for this)
3. The linger of the hug includes a soft, additional squeeze
4. The person smells good, it makes it so much nicer too (to linger that is)
5. Composition and personality is naturally inclined to hug affectionately so therefore their hugs are not awkward (we all no an awkward hug within moments of the so-called embrace)

2 comments:

Jennifer Peterson said...

I disagree with the first comment i am not getting lazy. I'm learning managerial skills: delegation and efficiency.

Jess said...

Is that what they are calling it these days?